Dear+Dumb+Diary,+Am+I+the+Princess+or+the+Frog?

148 pages
Jamie Kelly is an average, middle school student. You know, the usual "a crush here, a pop quiz there." But then Miss Anderson, the art teacher, assigns the whole class to do an art project with a partner. And Jamie just so happened to get assigned with the most popular and meanest girl in the whole school. Well, not the meanest. Isabella, Jamie's best friend, wants to do her art project on how everybody looks like their pets. So Jamie would have to be forced to send in a picture of her and her dog, Stinker. To her, he was the ugliest dog in the world. And if she sent in those pictures, then she would be considered to be the ugliest girl in the school. So she tries to make Stinker run away. But this would be difficult because he was very, very lazy. So all this began to stir up into a big problem.

The story mainly takes place in school. One of the settings in the school is the cafeteria. Miss Bruntford, the school cook, appears to be the worst cook in the world. She always seems to be making meatloaf. But then, she notices that no one is eating it. So she decides to take a bite of her own creation to see what the problem was. But, then she yelled out, "Call 9-1-1!" So then a substitute had to be sent in. And they sent in a student teacher called Mr. Prince. Apparently, Jamie and Angeline had a huge crush on him. So they began to flirt with him. But Jamie has some poor scruffy hair and can never learn to do a single hair flip. If she does, then Mr. Evans, one of her teachers, would think that she's having a seizure.

Jamie thought she had won him hands down when she started to receive love notes. Then her mother was beginning to act all excited. Plus, she couldn't make Stinker run away for the art project that was coming up. So all this began to form up into a huge problem. First of all, the love notes weren't really from Mr. Prince, just some other guy with the same initials. Second, she was getting really nervous. Not knowing what her mother was up to. Her dog just couldn't get up and run away. He's too lazy for that. She wants to just know one thing; is she the princess or the frog? You will have to read the book to know the answer.

I recommend this book for kids who like school stories and just want to sit down and have a good laugh. I think a part that would make you laugh is when her mother cooked something really horrible for dinner. Also for people who want to find out why her mom is acting so crazy. Also, this book is part of a series. So I would recommend this book for people who like to read and would enjoy more of it when the next book would come out. Sometimes people might actually be able to relate one of their problems, like, is she the princess or the frog. And then might have a laugh about it with someone else later. But I would mainly recommend this book to people who just love comedies. It's a really good and funny book.